Run Pee 

Can be a noun or verb.
A fast toilet break which must be squeezed into a very tight time window due to work or personal constraints.
Certain jobs like radio DJ require exemplary timing to be honed.
Judgement is required as to whether the pee time combined with the run each side of it will fit the available window.

Girl: The train is going in less than a minute
Boy: No problem, I'm just gonna run pee.

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DJ: (On air) That was The Killers and up next it's Blur with Song 2.
DJ: (Off air, to producer) Damn this song is short, I need a run pee.

Run Pee by TheDirtyYoungMan May 22, 2009

I'd Pee In His Butt 

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".

Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"

I'd Pee In His Butt by ilikeitrough May 22, 2006

Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

Saturday Morning Pee by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010

jay pee 

Abreviation for just playing

Me: I hate you!....Jay-pee!!

jay pee by logann hinshaw May 10, 2005

Sleepy Pee Pee 

One is said to have "Sleepy Pee Pee" when an erection occurs while drowsy.

I just got home from a 12-hour shift and felt a little too comfortable in my bed. As a result, I've got sleepy pee pee. -Zzzzz...

Sleepy Pee Pee by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

poop and pee makeout 

a sexual liaison between two or more people (usually gay) in which the participants urinate and defecate on each other.

George lay on the floor covered in urine and feces in a state of pure ecstasy as Glen defecated in his mouth in what was later judged to be the year's wildest poop and pee makeout.

poop and pee makeout by shitdisterber November 21, 2010

pisti pee farter 

a chick who laughs and farts and has a belly on that

girl ur such a pisti pee farter

pisti pee farter by the bradley 562 May 31, 2009