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Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Garlic Bread Voice 

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.

Eat Bread 

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies
Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

ezekiel bread 

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
ezekiel bread by jxxp July 24, 2019

Sweaty bread 

Killed cheater scoped bc he was cheating in fncs solo finals yesterday also he pixaced benjyfishy ,me savage and letshe