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Lord Moodington 

Usually to describe an Ocky that is most disgruntled - like one of the moody old blokes in the Muppet Show
He is a Major Lord Moodington Today
Lord Moodington by Lisa M July 16, 2008

Friday Morning 

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".
*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
Friday Morning by thapresident711 January 26, 2011

green morning 

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high
i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

A morning weasley 

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.
Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.
A morning weasley by jizz brothers September 1, 2011

Snowy Morning 

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
Snowy Morning by skaninja September 2, 2013

Early morning robin 

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
Early morning robin by The Daemon November 2, 2013