A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.
Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s justplay credit card roulette with Lapming.
Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time
Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
Friend 1: My older sister told me that when she was in primary school, she lined up all lunch time by herself to buy a lamington from the bake sale. All the big kids pushed in front of her while she waited patiently with her 20c to buy her lamington. By the time she got to the front of the line all the lamingtons were sold out and lunch was over.