Wally Wacker

The term "wally wacker" is synonymous of the terms: dick / cock / penis. The term is very popular in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States, especially West Virginia.

It may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / "jacking off" where one wacks his wally.

I forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

Stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, I went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.

Wally Wacker by UDMSTERRR February 13, 2010

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konkey wacker

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.

Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six

konkey wacker by Twixchix March 2, 2008

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mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

mushroom wacker by kackackackac December 13, 2009

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Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.

you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!

Shack wacker by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011