poesie pure 

Pussy in the most pure form.

Mostly used to describe a beautiful bald pussy. Also used when eating or licking pussy.

Does she have a poesie pure?
Do you eat poesie pure, or do you like to put whipped cream on it?

poesie pure by Pussy & co January 24, 2016

Poesis

A portmanteau of the words poes and jissis.

Poesis man, Ruan! Jy't fokken weer te veel gedrink!

Poesis by Porky Pig 1 November 22, 2020

poeslap 

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

poeslap by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009

Poe's Defense 

An attempt to deflect criticism of one's own stupidity for being unable to discern between satire and reality onto the supposed stupidity of a group, particularly one that is looked down upon by current company, by invoking Poe's Law. When someone is called out for responding seriously to an obvious troll or satire, they will attempt to explain that their failure to comprehend the source was not due to their own lack of reading ability, but because there are individuals within that group that are so crazy, stupid, or devious that it could have actually been legitimate.

Person A: I can't believe this Jonathan Swift guy wanted to eat babies!
Person B: That was a satire, dumbass.
Person A: Hah! Isn't that funny? Those intellectual elites are so cold and inhumane that when one of them talks about cannibalism, you can't even tell if he's joking!
Person B: Poe's Defense? Really?

Poe's Defense by urbankludge55 July 9, 2010

Poe's Law 

A writing expressing that, without obvious pointers, it is impossible to understand sarcasm. Commonly used whenever someone fails to understand a joke and makes themself look like a retard.

Anon one: Alligators are some of the most friendly animals on earth!
Anon two: Alligators will fucking kill you

Anon one: sarcasm dumbass
Anon two: fucking Poe's Law

Poe's Law by Ysgramoths February 12, 2017

poestry

A posting that resembles poetry

Wow, what provocative and emotive word usage. What poestry!

poestry by Hercolena Oliverrrr April 2, 2009

Poeser 

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.

Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."

Poeser by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014