Platonic Love 

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

Platonic Love by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love 

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

Platonic Love by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

platonic butt stuff 

When two or more "neighbors" hangout on Christmas eve to clean each others starfish.

My friend bill always gets together with his neighbor on Christmas eve for platonic butt stuff.

platonic butt stuff by elfontheskid December 24, 2014

Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr! 

When you are a girl and you find another girl that is literally your friend soulmate and you both get so excited about something that you literally vibrate with joy

A: I have an idea..
B: Omg yes!
A+B Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr! by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 20, 2021

platonic love 

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

in platonic love = friendzoned

platonic love by ManGoingHisOwnWay July 14, 2016

Platonic cuddling 

The act of snuggling between two friends that tends to lead to a hand jibber or mouth jibber.

Girl: I'm not doing anything tonight. We're just platonic cuddling.

Guy: Sure...

Platonic cuddling by Thuggleupagus March 17, 2015

Platonic Crush 

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

Platonic Crush by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017