dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

dick ring cheese by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

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cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

cheese dick by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

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cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

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cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006