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Inflating your cock 

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
Inflating your cock by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018

knock your cock off 

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.
That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

yanking your cock 

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.
Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

Barack out with your cock out 

Verb-to avidly support Barrack Obama in the '08 presidential primaries and/or election.
Bill: Hey, who are you going to vote for?
Ted: I don't know. What do you think?
Bill: You should definitely Barack out with your cock out.

Diversifying your Cock-folio 

The act of purposely hooking up with girls of various races so that your "cock-folio" (list of girls you have gotten with) is diverse.
Bro 1: "I think that Indian girl is really hot."

Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"

Lock out with your Cock out 

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.

Bill: yeah no problem.

Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.