When you're living in the UK or Ireland, and you're waiting for something to be delivered, but then you realise that it's being delivered by the courier company "Yodel", which is basically synonymous with it never being delivered at all. Being Yodelled is like losing loved one, you know it happens, but you can never understand why, and nobody has the answers.
"Didn't you order a new LED TV? Why are we still watching Netflix on your laptop?"
"Yeah I did, but it got Yodelled, so what can you do? Either the driver got himself a free home cinema or it wound up in a ditch somewhere, but either way I'll never see it"
When performing sex, one of the partners proceeds to spread the others ass cheeks, spreads apart the sphincter, puts his or her mouth on the opening, and yells as loudly as possible into the orifice.