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Yodelled 

When you're living in the UK or Ireland, and you're waiting for something to be delivered, but then you realise that it's being delivered by the courier company "Yodel", which is basically synonymous with it never being delivered at all. Being Yodelled is like losing loved one, you know it happens, but you can never understand why, and nobody has the answers.
"Didn't you order a new LED TV? Why are we still watching Netflix on your laptop?"
"Yeah I did, but it got Yodelled, so what can you do? Either the driver got himself a free home cinema or it wound up in a ditch somewhere, but either way I'll never see it"
Yodelled by Beyodelled August 11, 2018
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You've Been Yodelled 

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate

St. Louis Yodeller

This exotic sex move requires two males and one female. The female lays on her back in an arch position, hence the St. Louis named after the arch. This is where the first male kneels while pleasuring the female while the other recieves a hand/blow job from the moaning female. This is when the first male brings the female to climax. While the female is moaning, the second male jizzes in the females open mouth. This causes a yodelling effect. Hence, the Yodeller. This composes the Legendary St. Louis Yodeller.
Cindy isnt walking straight or talking right since we pulled the St. Louis Yodeller on her last night.

bone yodeller 

A girl who feels the need to speak while giving a blow job, usually saying something like ' I am not that kind of gir-argh'.
This chick was a complete bone yodeller, she would not shut up the entire time she was sucking my cock!
bone yodeller by Anyone N. General January 7, 2008
derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.
damn, i'm not fuckin with that dude, he's yokelled!
yokelled by boeing August 28, 2006

The Yodeller 

When giving a rim job, the receiver farts in your mouth causing an echo.
Tommy: Hey Don, did you let Jessica eat your ass like you said you were going to?

Don: Yeah bro, I made sure to give her The Yodeller.
Tommy: Haha, Nice!
*High Five*
The Yodeller by MyCocksAFloppin November 1, 2023

chode yodeller 

one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))
man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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