Woon Share definition Flag A Middle-eastern wog hoon. A 'Woon' is a young Middle-eastern male exhibitionist who usually drives cars with large exhaust systems and 'P' plates. Parades around using one of four mobile phones. Woon by Hodolee January 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Woon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch