woodchuck 

Chuck Norris's penis.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.

woodchuck by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010

woodchuck 

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

woodchuck by bobo the goat October 3, 2005

woodchuck 

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck

the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin

woodchuck by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003

woodchuck 

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

woodchuck by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009

woodchuck 

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer

Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.

woodchuck by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010

woodchuck 

New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.

Sensible woodchucks scream, shout and pout when anyone criticizes their man.

woodchuck by cornholio2 August 22, 2010

woodchuck 

A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.

According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.

woodchuck by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004