Wishful grooming 

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

Wishful grooming by losgadh April 23, 2011

Wishful 6

An annoying girl who thinks she is God's gift to men and acts like she is an 8 or 9, when in fact she is just a 6.

Look at that ho, prancing around like she's an 8 or 9... she's just a wishful 6 bro.

Wishful 6 by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014

Wishful blinking 

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

Wishful blinking by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

wishful ass

Someone who hopes for the best, but realistically that shits not gonna happen.

Girl: “I hope Trevor likes me”
Boy: “shut your, IN LOVE, wishful ass up.

wishful ass by Sip Sip!!! April 22, 2018

wishful vibrating 

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.

debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.

wishful vibrating by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010

wishful boobthinking 

When a person has the ability to see breasts everywhere.

No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.

Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.

My husband has wishful boobthinking. He got so excited when he saw my boobs in a reflection on my Facebook pic. I disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than I did.

I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.

wishful boobthinking by CyAdora May 30, 2010

Wishful Agentism 

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

Wishful Agentism by groovybill October 21, 2010