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The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!

Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.

DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.

FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!

If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
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The Great White NOPE! 

The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
Someone you cry over and miss
White by heyheyhey2021 January 4, 2021

WhiteCrow24 

A drama-loving fascist on the mope.io wiki.
WhiteCrow24 is an among us addict. He keeps spamming 'SUS' in the wiki forum.
WhiteCrow24 by y = mx + b January 19, 2022

whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

white sriracha 

A hot white person. A phrase commonly used by black folk.
" Hey Daquan, did you get a look at dat white sriracha in those yoga pants? I'd like ta tap dat."