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where is your god now 

A common phrase tagged onto an image or web page so terrifyingly weird that it makes you question if god exists. Most often seen associated with the rubber-faced Burger King mascot. Also appears in religious sources (Psalm 42:3, 10; 115:2) and in a famous fictional debate between reason and faith.
Person1: I got some used panties from a vending machine in Japan. They came with a photo of the last person who wore them. And it was a dude.
Person2: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Where is your dad? 

You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.
Steven: "Bro get some bitches!"
Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"
Where is your dad? by xinese April 19, 2021

where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically
Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?

where is your mother 

1. When someone does something weird and it looks like they need their mother.
"Yo I got so drunk last night and made out with every girl at the party!"
" Don't you have a girlfriend?
"Yea.."
"WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER??!!"
where is your mother by Egc1012 December 8, 2016

where is your head at?

wheres you head at wher is your mind at? not thinking right
where your head at shorty
wheres your mind at

Where is your dog? 

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

Where-Is-Your-God Fallacy

A dismissive rhetorical move, often used in debates about religion or spirituality, where someone demands physical proof of the divine—"Where is your God? Show me!"—as if the absence of physical evidence proves non-existence. The fallacy lies in demanding a kind of evidence that the claim, by its nature, doesn't offer. Spiritual experiences aren't physical objects; divine reality, if it exists, may not be empirically accessible in the way rocks and trees are. The demand for physical proof of non-physical claims is category error dressed as skepticism.
"I tried to explain my spiritual experiences. Response: 'Where is your God? Show me a photo!' That's Where-Is-Your-God Fallacy—demanding physical evidence for what may not be physical. Spiritual claims aren't scientific hypotheses; they're about meaning, experience, and transcendence. Demanding empirical proof is like demanding to hear a painting. Wrong tool for the domain."