Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

Wet sock lover by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Wet Sock Energy 

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

Wet Sock Energy by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

Alabama Wet-Sock 

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

Alabama Wet-Sock by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

kentucky wet sock 

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.

Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)

kentucky wet sock by MostDopeMe January 22, 2014

Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

Michigan wet sock by obwon420 March 27, 2009

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

bowling balls in a wet sock by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009

pushing a wet sock 

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

pushing a wet sock by C.S. Me July 17, 2007