welcome mat 

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.

That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!

welcome mat by Fman68 October 31, 2006

welcome mat 

A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.

When she took her pants off I saw her welcome mat

welcome mat by white picket April 29, 2011

Welcome Mat 

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

Welcome Mat by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Welcome mat 

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

Welcome mat by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Welcome Mat 

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

Welcome Mat by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome Mat 

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

Welcome Mat by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Wisconsin Welcome Mat 

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

Wisconsin Welcome Mat by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010