Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

The WEEDS

The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com

The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!

The WEEDS by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

hand weenie by BoneBoneBoneBoneBone November 2, 2020

Jeenie. Weenie 

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.

Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

Jeenie. Weenie by Just me and my opinion_12345 June 3, 2021

2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks

2 weeks by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021

2 more weeks 

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022

Gene Ween 

Lead vocalist and guitarist for the band that needs no intro, Ween. Bug eyed freak.

Like Gene Ween's Mom always said, "Fuck you!"

Gene Ween by Buttersocks June 9, 2008