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wash your face 

To watch what you say, check yourself, show some respect
Bitch, betta wash your face lessin' you wanna get straight cut!
wash your face by Irresponsigirl! December 12, 2008

Face Wash 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?
This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

Face Wash by take that! February 14, 2006

wash your face 

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored
'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"
wash your face by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

Face Wash 

When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.
"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"

"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."
Face Wash by Kevin rob ryan September 28, 2008

iraqi face wash 

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.
tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash
iraqi face wash by pureblood420 April 15, 2009

Puerto Rican Face Wash 

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.
My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.