Wafer 

A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a "waffle".

waffle wafer

Wafer by Ashtonisjesus April 12, 2010

Wafer 

A wafer is a term used to describe a young white nigga who is a faggot, dick, pussy, and or likes to dock.

Man he's a fuckin wafer

Wafer by Wafer boy May 14, 2014

wafer 

A fine ass skinny chick. An attractive thin woman. These girls are so skinny they look like a gust of wind could blow them away. They are not however starving or emaciated. They are just healthy very skinny stick figures who you just happen to want to screw the living daylights out of. The good qualities of wafers are they are so light even the weakest of men can pick them up and throw them about the bed and manhandle them into all sorts of perverted positions for wicked lovemaking.

Yo, you see that wafer there wearing the Baby Gap T-shirt? I wanna screw her so I can see if its true about bein able to see your dick move in their bellies!

wafer by NDP January 24, 2004

Wafer 

A pleasing way of calling one a Nigger.
Not meant to be offensive.

That stupid wafer.

Wafer by Yetislayer December 31, 2009

wafer 

a total white hick

You are such a wafer!

wafer by Molliness July 25, 2003

Wafer 

When two entities of wafers hypothetically rip off their rigid, external cover and collide into each other's warm, explosively attractive insides without considering location, witnesses, and time.

a vanilla wafer is walking down the street, and shes sees a neopolitan wafer with strawberry, vanilla & chocolate
and it goes "oh my, my n.wafer has a sexy 3 pack"
and they both take off your front cookies & "collide"

Wafer by Jassoonnnn July 15, 2006

Wafer 

Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.

Dude, she's a wafer... let's go find a REAL woman.

Wafer by Monkeypants March 12, 2005