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Voyeur Blumkin 

The act of shitting while watching sex or getting a blumpkin while watching porn.
ME:I had to take a shit but my roommate was fucking his girlfriend so I busted down that door and took a shit while they resumed some wierd S&M shit.
FRIEND:Dude I don't even know what to call that.
MOM:Voyeur Blumkin
FRIEND:Dude why is your mom in our shower?
Voyeur Blumkin by rip305 September 16, 2010
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Voyeur Blocker 

The little cover you put over your webcam to stop hackers from spying on you.
He hacked her webcam, but he couldn’t see anything because she had her voyeur blocker up.
Voyeur Blocker by Judas Cross March 20, 2020

voyeur stranger 

When you sit on your dick and hand to make them numb then masturbate to feel like your not involved in any action at all.

Refer to "The Stranger" and "The Reverse Stranger"
Man I plan on meeting a voyeur stranger tonight.

Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.
I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

Facebook Voyeur 

People who appeared to be inactive on their Facebook accounts, but they actually log-in daily to check on friend's updates and know everything about their friend's status update, events and look through all the photos.

This also apply to people who think Facebook is beneath them and would tell everyone that they don't have time for Facebook and yet, they know everything about you because of it.
A: I love your Halloween costume! You looked hot!
B: Thanks but how did you know?
A: Oh, I saw your photos on Facebook.
B: Hey, I thought you don't DO Facebook!!
A: I just happened log in the other day, that's why.
B: Oh sure, you are just another Facebook Voyeur!
Facebook Voyeur by Funky Punky December 2, 2010

Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that derives excitement and gets sexual gratification from being present while watching his (wife, girlfriend or common law partner) have sex with other people. (generally and preferred - other men, but also other women as well on occasion). He's different from a cuckold in that he's usually the alpha in the relationship who dictates with whom, when, where and how his partner entertains others sexually as opposed to a "cuckold" whom often takes on a secondary or passive (non alpha) roll. Cuckold Voyeurs generally do not participate in the sexual interactions between hi partner and others but will often suggest positions and sexual acts that he would like to view.
The guy arranged for me to fuck and use his partner as I wished so long as it was cool with me that he was present to watch me as I did her. That dude isn't just simply a cuckold voyeur, he's actually a voyeur first and a cuckold second.

social justice voyeur 

A person who believes they’re advancing social justice by liking and sharing things on social media.
My aunt Pattie is such a social justice voyeur. She shared that video of a black kid being shot by a policeman on Facebook, but she’s never been to a rally, and she doesn’t vote.