urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

urbonics by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

Urbonics

Retarded slang made up predominantly by leftists, on yet another of a million websites where leftists congregate to fellate each other.

Retard: *says some niche internet slang word salad*
Normal person: "Sorry, I don't speak urbonics."

Urbonics by wR3Cktangle June 30, 2020

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

urbonics by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

urbonics by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

urbonics

the study of Urban Dictionary. Also called udology.

Urbonics is an orgasmically pleasant subject.

urbonics by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

Urbanics 

1. The theory of the Urban language in action.

2. Spoken or written words that are derived from the Urban

language.

3. Anything associated with Keith Urban or any other

Urbanites.

Urbanics is taught at all schools outside of the classroom.

His urbanics are hard to follow.

Keith will sell his T- Shirts and other urbanics after the

show tonight.

Urbanics by Kelmeister February 4, 2010

Urbanics 

A dialect of the English language known for its use (and often over-use) of terms from Urban Dictionary as a substitute for colloquial terms.

Dude, quit speaking in Urbanics. Besides, Jenny's a total thrift whore...

Urbanics by GogurtIsJustYogurt October 4, 2010