Wishing upon a chocolate starfish 

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish by Big booty G November 10, 2020

Once upon a meatball sub 

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

Once upon a meatball sub by Tookar April 13, 2005

sit-upon

a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind

mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.

sit-upon by Uncle Dimma October 26, 2012

become shat upon 

1) advanced 1337 slang phrase for "pwnd" or "prawnd"
2) the act of entering a state of being covered in human excrement
3) internet phrase to express utter humiliation during an online game

other variations include: having become shat upon, became shat upon, become shit on, will have been shat upon (the grammatically incorrect use of "shatting" is sometimes used in place of "shat" to express a continuing action)

*TF2 CTF*
"Oh shit, son, you just became shat upon!"
*Call of Campers; Modern Warfail 3*
"Become shat upon, kid! You just got 360 no-scoped!"

become shat upon by your pal npal November 6, 2013

That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

That’s like putting make up on a nigger by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

shat upon from a dizzying height 

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence

1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.

shat upon from a dizzying height by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006

stumble upon 

stumble across, to encounter or discover (someone or something) by accident

after 28 yrs of mis direction i stumble upon taoism n it changed my life forever!

stumble upon by annua August 8, 2009