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uphill gardner 

A fag, a butt pirate, a homo, etc...
uphill gardner by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Crap rolling uphill 

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen
Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

pushing water uphill 

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.
literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
pushing water uphill by earpuller January 19, 2006

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'
This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment
uphill gardener by philip June 9, 2004
rectum poophole shitter ass butthole

A word used to describe the rectum in reference to anal intercourse.
It gets its name from an object (penis, dildo, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted UP the assHOLE, thus the word UPHOLE.

(see also sucknut)
Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Shit son, her uphole was tight as hell.
uphole by yeathatsit April 28, 2006
A person who's first name is Phillip or Phil. This individuals primary function on planet earth is to party (mainly on house music). A party will reach new levels with this individuals presence and become what is called "HYPE".
Yo Tiesto, Uphilme?!

Let's get another bottle of Patron, Uphilme?!

Wow! Kaskade was HYPE, Uphilme was on it!
uphilme by AKfromLA October 14, 2011