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Giving Tuesday 

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.
Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.
Giving Tuesday by 0neWay March 8, 2016
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Senryu Tuesday 

When you write a senryu for a friend and give it to them on Tuesday.
A gift for you on Senryu Tuesday:

The Poetic Soul
Professor Nefarious
Takes Your Breath Away
Senryu Tuesday by Mr. Bowen April 4, 2009

dolan twin tuesday 

Stranger: "Excuse me? What day is it?"
Bromieomies: "ITS DOLAN TWIN TUESDAY BITCH"

Tomboy Tuesday 

A day where people can share their love for Tomboys
Person 1. Oh Shit it's Tomboy Tuesday already

Person 2. LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
Tomboy Tuesday by KeyboardCulture November 17, 2020

Rendez-Vous Tuesday 

As we all know Tuesday is the most boring day of the week. Rendez-Vous Tuesday is the perfect time to spend the whole afternoon drinking on a bench with your best buddies. There are only two rules:
1. No rules, you can wild however you want.
2. Whoever is late for the start of Rendez-Vous Tuesday shall buy beer.
Reni, what are you doing on Tuesday? Wanna go on a date?
- Can`t, it`s Rendez-Vous Tuesday, Miro!

Tuesday Night Slayer 

A legend on college campuses that is rarely seen and never identified. He goes out on tuesday nights looking for his next victim.

The man...
The myth...
The legend...

He is the Tuesday Night Slayer
A: Did you hear?
B: What?
A: Tuesday Night Slayer has struck again.
B: Poor girl...

Next Tuesday 

If there is something you want to do, but don't know when you can say you will do it "next Tuesday"
Paula, "Lets go visit Brandon in New Jersey!"
Andrew, "OK, lets go next Tuesday."
Next Tuesday by ItalianDragn February 4, 2010