toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

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Straight Toodie

(Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch"

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Cute name for a clean, hardly used and hairless cunt. Term can only be used by a boyfriend or steady guy.

When we were dancing close I could feel your little cunt toodie rubbing up against my penis.

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"Lamel ate the hellfire burrito! Now he gonna have a spice toozie!" said Dermot.

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A name many rappers use to call a gun

“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”

Toolie by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018

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to toodle pip a dear friend, means to say goodbye in a very friendly way.

toodle pip me ol' deeer!!

toodle pip by yolande June 24, 2004

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Rapper: “Pulled out the toolie then we had a duelie”

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