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I’m going to shit yourself 

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense
Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

born to shit, forced to wipe 

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

shot to shit 

falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken
Joe: "man, my car's so overdue for a service, it's spewin' out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when I start 'er up!"

Jane: "overdue for a service? Joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scrap heap... it's shot to shit!"
shot to shit by Col & Ebs May 20, 2010

I'm just here to shit my pants 

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

went to shit and the hogs ate him 

refers to a person who is supposed to be working but keeps disappearing
Where did Billy go? Don't know, went to shit and the hogs ate him i reckon

from sugar to shit 

1. From something good to something bad.

2. From famous, popular, successful, or useful to a has-been.
NOTE: Don't ever let yourself go from sugar to shit.