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a dislesxic stealer purhson thad dunt spel too gud.
Stob thut theif!
Theif by n November 17, 2003
Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D
Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia
Tesia by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006
1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.

2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.

3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.

4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.

5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
1. "What would Tesia do?"

2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"

Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"

3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"

4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"

5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
Tesia by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013

A Cruel Angel's Thesis 

(Zankoku na tenshi no teze) the opening of 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, cures depression, whilst the show itself brings all of that said depression back
"wew, my depression disappears when i listen to A Cruel Angel's Thesis"
A Cruel Angel's Thesis by ofrfr October 11, 2020

TheBigSex 

TheBigSex, HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DISCULT REFERENCE
thebigsex
TheBigSex by AfroDuckii May 23, 2021

commander in theif 

George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
commander in theif by freedomplease November 18, 2003