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The New York Baptism 

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.
The New York Baptism by Toliman April 21, 2018

The New York Englishman 

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.
Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

The New York Times 

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.
Did you see that new article in The New York Times?

The New York Times 

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!
The New York Times by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

the new york sizzler 

when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.
a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler
the new york sizzler by mrx3 January 27, 2010

The New York Times 

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.