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The Stinky Puppet 

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
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The Stinky Pink Pickle 

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.
Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

The Stinky Philson 

When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska
The Stinky Philson by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

The Stinky Binky 

When you're having sex and you stick your thumb in her but then stick it in her mouth.
I was railing this chick from behind so I stuck my thumb in her ass and gave her the stinky binky!
The Stinky Binky by Boston Buffon November 6, 2020

The stinky snow man 

While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!

The Stinky Spider 

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

The Stinky Gillete Shave 

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....
Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....