metal in the microwave 

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.

"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.

metal in the microwave by jaaboy May 21, 2007

poppin a chimechanga in the microwave

The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.

"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"

poppin a chimechanga in the microwave by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009

Gash warmed up in the microwave 

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

Gash warmed up in the microwave by Stevie A May 25, 2008

Godzilla with the microwave 

The opening lyric of the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by City Morgue. This is also a reference to making crack (using a microwave).

Godzilla with the microwave
Causing heat waves
‘Zilla with the suplex slam
Make the ground shake
Y’all do to much, feeling pain you move too much
Proceed like sorry not SORRY!

Godzilla with the microwave by Nihil Pizza June 17, 2020

Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave

1. Yet another euphemism for whackin' it.

Be right back guys, I'm gonna go pop a chimichanga in the microwave, if you know what I mean...

Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave by Mirre June 11, 2006

leaning on the microwave 

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

leaning on the microwave by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

The milk's in the microwave 

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

The milk's in the microwave by psuedynom November 9, 2021