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The highland kiss 

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.
Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.
The highland kiss by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

The Highlander 

After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.
The Highlander by kyuuketsukou January 12, 2013

the highlander 

1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.

9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.

The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
the highlander by tripdnokc August 24, 2010

the highlander 

you beat her in the face with your dick, and then when she's bloody and beaten, you yell, "there can be only one"
Tony gave his girlfriend the highlander, right after he came all over her fat ass.
the highlander by Trevor Thrasher September 22, 2006

The Highlander 

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"
John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.
The Highlander by Boba fat July 6, 2014

The Highland Ram 

The act of getting on your knees to give a blow job but pulling back and headbutting them in the balls.
My boyfriend asked me to get on my knees and give him a blow job. He was in for a shock when I decided to give him The Highland Ram.
The Highland Ram by Tamans February 27, 2024