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cheese sliding off the crackers 

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.
Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

check the crackers 

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.
"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*
check the crackers by Dewster April 7, 2007

cracked the shits 

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.
"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."
cracked the shits by Schmain May 20, 2008

Cracked the shits 

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

Cracked the sooks

Someone has cracked the sooks

Crackers and the Crumb 

A hip hop rap group that features 3 white guys and a young child in red jump suits. They rap "white" songs that were originally performed by the likes of Niel Diamond, Frank Sinatra and the Beach Boys.
I went to see Crackers and the Crumb last night. Their rap rendition of Hello by Niel Diamond was off the chain!!