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telekinesis 

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things
Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.
telekinesis by dacemage June 16, 2008

Telekinesis 

Telekinesis happens all around us.
Telekinesis by ManRay January 8, 2009

telekinesis 

wow did u just use ur telekinesis when u said she’s a smelly lil bitch
telekinesis by i<3puthee October 25, 2020

TELEKINESIS 

REMOTE MOVMENT
OOPS MY TV REMOTE JUST COMMITED TELEKINESIS ON ME AND IT`S BATTERY FELL OUT, LET ME GO GET IT AND THE BATTERYS.

telekinesis golfing 

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.
That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.
telekinesis golfing by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.
My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.