Tardonnay 

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

Tardonnay by KennyRex January 27, 2011

tardonaut 

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

tardonaut by execute December 15, 2008

Tardon 

Another word for 'buttox , arse , butt

Excuse me miss but "pardon you're tardon please"

Tardon by Heexxhee May 26, 2020

Tardonaut 

Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.

She was an utter tardonaut, calling the comedian rascist - despite the entire joke being about avoiding sounding rascist.

Tardonaut by Redditor December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

One who explores the unconquered frontier of idiocy.

Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.

Tardonaut by saint gulik December 15, 2008

Tardonaut 

Someone doing something extraterestrially stupid - a portmanteau of 'astronaut' and 'retarded'

"She went alone or her friends didn't want to be seen with her because she was an utter tardonaut."

Tardonaut by iSharQ December 15, 2008

tardonkulous 

tard as in retarded, donk as in grander than dick, ridiculousness. huge retarded ridiculousness.

'Dude that Portuguese breakfast was tardonkulous!'

tardonkulous by lysacheck my ballz March 1, 2012