Tanker 

It's basically another way to say thank you but in a more weird way

"You're so pretty!"
"Tanker so much."

Tanker by Strange June 21, 2016

Tanker 

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.

"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"

Tanker by Taketheterran January 26, 2010

tanker 

An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".

That kid is a tanker.

tanker by pPig January 16, 2009

Tanker 

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell

Tanker by Douganater July 7, 2014

tanker 

A person who goes out with fat girls

god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker

tanker by qazxsw April 2, 2008

tanker 

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

tanker by j.g. February 12, 2003

Tanker 

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

Tanker by anonymous September 18, 2018