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Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.
"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"
Tanker by Taketheterran January 26, 2010
An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".
That kid is a tanker.
tanker by pPig January 16, 2009
A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank
"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell
Tanker by Douganater July 7, 2014
A person who goes out with fat girls
god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker
tanker by qazxsw April 2, 2008
a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.
e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!
tanker by j.g. February 12, 2003
An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.
I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!
Tanker by anonymous September 18, 2018