Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

Ain't that a kick in the dick by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

ain't that some shit 

Irony. When something is definatly, "Some shit"

Ron: Donny, are you still going out with annie?

Donny: Nah, I found out she was a dude.

Ron: Ain't that some shit..

ain't that some shit by Imammyself July 30, 2009

ain't that a bitch

another way of saying,"How ironic!"

Dude: Man, I saved up $50,000 for that new plama, only to find out that they don't sell it anymore.

Chick: Ain't that a bitch!

ain't that a bitch by Spontania April 27, 2008

it ain't that kinda night 

Any sort of situation in which you do not wish to include someone or partake in something after someone brings it up.

Chad: So dudes and dudettes, we were thinking about hitting up some movies tonight. You down?
Amber: Oh my god yes! Can I bring my friend Emily? She has NOTHING to do tonight.
Chad: I dunno Amber. It ain't that kinda night.

it ain't that kinda night by kit fistbro November 8, 2010

ain't that a bite 

For something to happen the oppisite of how one wants it to.

Slang from the 50s

an alternative for That's Too Bad

Person 1: I didn't get the job
Person 2: ain't that a bite?

ain't that a bite by 0liviat August 14, 2017

ain't that money?

exp. "isn't that money?" usually used rhetorically.

slavin: a homeless guy and i both saw a quarter on the ground but i beat him to it. ain't that money?

ain't that money? by khup December 14, 2008

ain't that something 

An expression used by the elderly to express casual awareness of an extreme situation.

*PLANE FALLS OUT OF SKY AND PEOPLE START JUMPING OUT*

Old Man/Woman: "Huh, well ain't that something"

ain't that something by Anonymous Happiness December 18, 2015