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sbd suppression 

terror realized when there is no way to a man's heart.
a: woe woe, did you just fart?

b: no. i just killed somebody who does not have good sense of smell. you're called sbd suppression.
sbd suppression by phili 000 February 25, 2010

Ding suppression 

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
Ding suppression by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

sundression

The feeling you get when you realize it is sunday and you have to go back to school, work, etc. tomorrow.
dude i was having such a good weekend and before i knew it i got a bad case of sundression at about 5pm and couldnt do anything the rest of the night.
sundression by exit triks January 30, 2008

Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.
"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."
Snapression by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013

Suppressor 

The proper term for a silencer, a cylindrical or occasionally rectangular device that attaches to the end of a firearm or is sometimes built into it, to "suppress", or reduce the sound signature of the muzzle blast, thus making the weapon significantly quieter. Requires subsonic ammunition for proper sound reduction. The device itself consists of a tube that attaches to the weapon, usually by threads or a fast-attach device and has any number of designs of baffles, ballistic wipes or mesh to trap and disperse the hot expanding gas, so that it is at a much lower pressure when it leaves the unit, which reduces noise signature and flash. Often, water, lithium grease or coolant are added to "wet" suppressors, to make quieter by further cooling the gases. Revolvers can't be suppressed, but many semi-automatic handguns and most rifles can, with the proper barrels, tuning and ammunition.

Common tool for special operations personnel and assassins for covert elimination of enemies or targets, government agents and SWAT teams for raids, hunters in Europe for noise control and American ranchers and civilian hobbyists who pay a $200 BATFE tax stamp. Popular with more sophisticated criminals as well, who obtain or produce them illegally.
"Okay, with my USP 9mm Compact, custom titanium suppressor and subsonic hollowpoints, the loudest noise these terrorist fucks are gonna hear is a pop, the slide cycling, the round slamming into the hostile's skull and his body hitting the floor. Works for me..." (Jack Bauer kicks the door kicks in, terrorist's head blows out, body hits the ground and craps its pants)

Suppressed .22s, the world's finest pest elimination tool, are so damn quiet that you practically can't hear them, so that nobody around you will know what happened when I shoot you with it and you suddenly fall dead. Food for thought.

Suppressed automatic weapons are some of the most fun that you will ever have with your pants up. Highly recommended, especially for terrified, reality-avoiding liberals who think that everything down to sharp pencils and cocks over 5 inches should be banned. "Oh Jesus, this is so much fun! Quick, somebody call the politicians to pass more laws to save me from myself, before I start thinking for myself again!"
Suppressor by Mushroom Cloud Dropper December 13, 2009

Suppressor 

To put silence to and/or bring to an end
Johnny Lovin was suppressed by Jimmy Jerkin's suppressed gun
Suppressor by Yohanson Glichen March 25, 2003