Summering

A verb meaning to chill, as in to sit around and do nothing, or to hang out with friends during summer.
The use of this word in ANY other season will result in you sounding like a DUMASS.

Jason: hey what's up?
Nick: nothing much, just summering.
Jason: I thought you had to work today..
Nick: oh BLEEP

by Niha July 30, 2008

smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014

500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.

Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!

by nobodyanymore June 17, 2012

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Summering

When you are selectively ignoring a person, leaving them out to dry via planned activities.

Are you Summering me?
Did she just get summered.

Dude I think you are being Summered by that chick.

by Dr. Silver October 19, 2017

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Slaptering

Constantly slapping someone while have sex, usually the person being slaptered comes out bruised and cut, with their skin as red as raw meat from hard slaptering.

SLAPTER ME! SLAPTER ME! I LOVE SLAPTERING

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017