slooted

to be fucked up and just out your mind

Mike: yo did you see him just fall down the steps hes slooted

by adamfrigginmonked December 17, 2010

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Stooged

1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.

2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.

"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"

"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."

by Cody G December 9, 2008

shooted

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

by SirGaff May 7, 2018

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Snooted

The definition of snooted is, if you need a word sneeze and tooted you can use snooted!

*snoots* oh excuse me! I snooted!

by Maggie Dylan May 10, 2020