No stiffs, glans, or butts 

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

No stiffs, glans, or butts by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Wicker and stiffs 

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

Wicker and stiffs by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

Stiff Element 

A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.

{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}

1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.

2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.

Stiff Element by Charitable Disguise February 2, 2020

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.

Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..

Stiff Chunk by AnonymousWeknow June 6, 2020

stiff peter 

a massive erection.

stiff peter is a pussy beater.

stiff peter by yoyobam March 3, 2018

Stiff peter 

To pin an opponent in a wrestling match

Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach

Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!

Wrestler : ok coach!!!

Stiff peter by XxxnastyJ February 7, 2020

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy 

This is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles.

"Dude Kiera is TOTALLY banging down a stiff lucy on Joey right now..."
"I'm... not quite sure what that means."

Banging Down a Stiff Lucy by TheKStreck September 21, 2012