Skip to main content

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

Squirreled Out

1).The act of loosing track of time for a moment(s) or a length of unspecified time. 2). To become easily distracted.
I was in the middle of doing something but got squirreled out and now I'll have to reschedule.

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.
"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"
Canadian Squirter by Samazon September 23, 2012

Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!
Serial Squirter by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023