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Squeezing Biscuits 

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
Squeezing Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

squeezing an orange 

The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.
Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!
squeezing an orange by IceLore July 23, 2003

Squeezing Teabag 

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

Squeezing the Cleavers 

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.