Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

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pink frosted sprinkled donut

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.

Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.

pink frosted sprinkled donut by JpsCrazy February 1, 2009

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