spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard 

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

Spit on the back, Empty the sack

Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.

Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.

Spit on the back, empty the sack

She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.

Spit on the back, Empty the sack by barb heaps December 10, 2006

spit on the fake queen 

When you and your brothers find a queen, but realize she’s a fake queen you must spit on her

Spit on the fake queen my bruddas

spit on the fake queen by Koxxel February 2, 2018

Spit On My Clit 

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

Spit On My Clit by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016

Spit on Dan month 

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

Spit on Dan month by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

spit on my dick by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

spit on it and walk away 

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

spit on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014