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Leisure Specialist

A lay off, reduction in force, a freaky boss who hates you, a company that mismanaged time and money to your financial detriment is no threat -- if this happens to you, you gain a new job title: Leisure Specialist. Some people say that unemployment is bad -- the smart ones channel their energy in ways that are envied by the working stiff. They are never bored. Call me at 2am, I'm up.
I'm not unemployed, I'm a Leisure Specialist.
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Penetration Specialist 

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
Penetration Specialist by Kowulz January 13, 2008

Dome Specialist 

A female very skilled and\or exceptionally talented in blowing the meat stick.
"Dude, she made me shoot my load in 3 minutes, she's a dome specialist!!!
Dome Specialist by Mikey W... November 5, 2005

The Specialists Clan

A gaming clan that was established back in 2005 by GEN.Psychoman=TS=, SpeciaLizing people all over the world from the US and the UK. You'll know when you've been SpeciaLized by one of the =TS= members so watch out. Always recruiting awesome people. Play games including Counter-Strike Source, Battlefield, Enemy Territory Wolfenstein, Garry's Mod and Minecraft.
Player #1: OH YEAH The Specialists Clan, they rock!

=TS= Member #1: Prepare To Be SpeciaLized!

=TS= Member #1: You've Been SpeciaLized!

Player #1: DUDE OMG!!! I just got SpeciaLized!

=TS= Member #1: =TS= for life! SpeciaLized forever!

car window removal specialist 

One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.
The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.

raw dog specialist 

One who is an expert at raw dogging the hoes and not getting them pregnant.
He never uses a rubber when he fucks. That's a raw dog specialist right there.
raw dog specialist by Vino_p September 9, 2015

specialist 

Somebody who excels in a certain field, above average. Also can mean just simply awesome.
"Wow, he gets all the chicks bro."
"Yeah man, he's a chick specialist."
specialist by Tstylez January 17, 2009