Speigling 

A pose that one strikes after tailgating, but can also occur after a long night of drinking. Evidenced by a drunken stare, hands on cheeks with elbows on knees, often hunched over. Similar to Tebowing. Typical pose after Speigling would be praying to the porcelain god

Wow, she is really drunk, but happy. Look, she is Speigling!

Speigling by shinaenae September 11, 2012

Literacy Specialist 

a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.

Q= "What happend to Mrs. X ,that terrible teacher? "

A= "She's a literacy specialist now."

Literacy Specialist by gitararvey March 22, 2010

Transition Specialist 

Fancy title for a lazy person who would rather watch others work than actually work themselves

Some what like an Employment specialist but works with students and does even less work.

Transition specialist: Uh i had such a rough day

Person: Haha doing what sitting on your ass?

Transition Specialist by Frawgeez October 16, 2008

Specialistinator 

A person who is an expert in a number of fields, not just one like a specialist.

Why don't you ask Bevan? He is a specialistinator and will be able to help you solve any problem.

Specialistinator by Stephen the librarian August 4, 2010

Leisure Specialist

A lay off, reduction in force, a freaky boss who hates you, a company that mismanaged time and money to your financial detriment is no threat -- if this happens to you, you gain a new job title: Leisure Specialist. Some people say that unemployment is bad -- the smart ones channel their energy in ways that are envied by the working stiff. They are never bored. Call me at 2am, I'm up.

I'm not unemployed, I'm a Leisure Specialist.

Leisure Specialist by fab laura in wyoming October 22, 2010

Penetration Specialist 

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.

Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!

Penetration Specialist by Kowulz January 13, 2008

Dome Specialist 

A female very skilled and\or exceptionally talented in blowing the meat stick.

"Dude, she made me shoot my load in 3 minutes, she's a dome specialist!!!

Dome Specialist by Mikey W... November 5, 2005