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snatch scratch 

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

snatch snap 

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.
Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!
snatch snap by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014

snatch shot 

when a female is sitting down and the bush is showing
snatch shot by Richard Morin July 29, 2004

snatch-snorkeling 

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
snatch-snorkeling by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

snatch snatcher 

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse
Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher
snatch snatcher by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

Snatch Smear 

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
Snatch Smear by Mattoland March 12, 2017