Snapple 

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.

1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!

Snapple by Thursday27 Has An iPod!! May 9, 2009

snapple 

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!

snapple by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003

snapple 

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??

snapple by jn9 September 25, 2006

snapple 

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it

Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!

snapple by Ranjeet January 12, 2008

snapple 

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!

snapple by westernpig July 28, 2006

snapple 

Syn. See Delicious

My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.

snapple by Miki December 27, 2005

snapple 

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.

"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."

snapple by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008